Gossip Theory

g'day

im working on a faily large piece of writing called "Gossip Theory". It aims to provide an insight and explination as to how and why gossip starts. it will in detail explain, what starts them, how they grow and spread, how they finish and the consiquences of it all. im writing it so all socially inept people out there can understand the complexities, idiocity and reasons behind such a phenomenon. ill hopefully have chapter one up next week.

cheers

advertising: the weed of humanity

G'day

im not happy at all today. i was using overnet to grab some songs (as the law abiding citizen i am :P) and i saw an ad on the program which read somthin like "what is the best type of ad network?" my answer is none at all. i think that ad networks should be made illigal. one ad compampany is fine by its self save for the ultra persistant one that put crap on ur hard drive, but ill get to that later.

i believe that if ad companies were to band together for extra strength, the world will drown in a sea of offers, new low prices and viagra. if this were to happen then global moral and the fabric of society will be lost forever. as this would continue, people will end up committing mass suicide. some will do what muslim extremeists do, strap 20 kg of c4 attached to their chests and run at an advertising building to see how close they could get before letting rip with a monumental explostion that will hopfully level the building thus making them national heroes in death. thats one way to end the pain.

alternitavly, people will just hang them selves, slit some wrists, jump of a building that hasnt been leveled by a western suicide bomber, stand next to a suicide bomber. be in the targeted building of the bomber, or be straped to the chest of the suicide bomber. all these things will work just fine.

the funny thing is that by the time the companies cotton on the the fact that people wanna die, they would have done so allready. this would leave only the ad companies so they would turn on each other to buy what every they're trying to sell. this process would leave only one company left which would inevitable turn in on its self and collapse. this has been observed in nature many times when there is too much of one species, so it is with different species of people. these companies r the weed of humanity, constantly spreading, and killing off all other forms of people leaving only themselves to consume.

on the other hand, some people could form little regressive communities that grow wheat and corn and have a hear of cows. these people would not have any money at all. in fact, they would not have an economy to which and advertises could attach themselves to, thus making them imune to the weed of humanity.

(dont ask me how i ever got here. it wasnt planned at all)

and i have just had the idea i could use this in my drama IP. will think about it more. n e way...

these people would wear sheepskins, have long hair, and use simple tools to work the earth. school would teach how to heard the cows and grow the crops and build houses. it would me a most wonderous place with singing and dancing and hearty drinking. actually it wouldnt be that i dont think, im not an optimist, and im not a pesemist either. im a realist, how ever im not while im writing this article.

in conclusion, were all screwed either way u look at it. n e way, i gotta see if this idea will work for drama. if u have n e suggestions, then please post on my blog.

"knowledge is power, power corrupts. study hard, be evil" thats a motto which i hope will get me thru this last year of hell, but thats for another post, another time.

Cheers

Tammy McIntosh

g'day

u will never believe what happend to me on friday.
(i know it sounds like a diary, but i cant help it this time)

i wne to see a play at the opera house called "The Miser" which was pretty good, had a hot chick in it which made it better, but thats not what im so exited about.

it all started after the show had ended ( oxymoronic, i know) and i was waiting for dad to come out of the bathroom when i thought i saw a chick who stars in farscape. and i was right. i then told dad as we were walking away and i asked if i should talk to her, he said yeah sure thing, go for it. and here is how the conversation went with tammy and i...

m: excuse me, are you an actress?
T: yeah...
m: have you worked on a show called farscape?
T: yeah i have
[at this point i just gaped at her cause i couldnt believe my luck]
m: o my god, i can believe it, im the biggest fan
T: u watch the show?
m: yeah i do. and i wouls also like to thank u for all the work u have done, ive really enjoyed it.
[the i GOT A HUG from her, twas great]

at this point i asked how the mini series and she said it was ok, they had finished finished filming and she said it wasnt as good as season 4. then i asked how it ended, and she told me. im the only fan who knows how the entire series of farscape ends, the feeling of power is great, then again, not many ppl in aus will appreciate it.

we then went out seperate ways. after that i was flabbergasted, i coulsnt believe my luck, and i didnt stop smiling for a better part of half an hour. and for the rest of the night i couldnt string a sentence together.

so has made my night, week, month and year. it was awesome, and ill never forget it

cheers

beatboxing

g'day

just a short post this time (so far). i just heard an awesome beatboxing song, if u can dl it then get "if your mother only knew" by rahzel, u'll be blown away.

also, in other news, i saw a news report about a kid who had some wird growth in him which turned out to be his ywin apparently. it happens when when featus compleatly envelopes its twin and the twin can still live as a parasite inside the norlam person. ive forgotten the name for this, but theres only been 90 recorded cases in 200 years of medical history. weird huh?

cheers

leadership forum

g'day

well i went to the leadership forum which was good, learnt some good stuff and got a fone number which is even better. but the this post is going to b about claping intime to music as what was done alot at this forum which got tedious on the third day...very tedious. also some people have no idea how to start a clap because theres several thing that u must have and must do.
1) u must have at least one person to start it with u so u have some insure that it might work and
2) u must have some aptitude for music timing, if u dont then ur just gonna get laughed at.
the reason i write this is because there were some people that have no rythm at all at when they start a clap its really really annoying and detracts to the quality of the preformance.

my solution: when ever there are perofrmances to be held, the organisers should designate certifited clap starters who know when and how to start a clap and can execute it well. they could even have a national union. the UCSoA (the united clap starters of australia) and their rivals could be OaFCSFAA (open and free clap starting for all australians. ) and by the way dont ever try to pronounce these, just so u know, it will sound something likethis
UCSoA: youk-soa
OaFCSFAA: owa-f'k-safar
these kinda sound like sone weird language. i needed to get this tetrapyloctomy out of me.

and for those who dont know, i got my computer finally which is great.

Cheers

damn dam and tip trip

g'day

well today i did more work on the dam and then went on a tip trip. that was my day. im heading home tomoz which is a day later than what was kinda planned. antually it was only thought about. this is a bitter sweet happening because i get to stay up at taree an extra day but it also means i get back to sydney at 4 pm and i dont get to do to rishi's 18th at 6 cause i gotta go to a youth forum the next day. shit.

i was thinking today (i have alot of time to do that up here) and i think im becoming more reclusive and hermit like as time goes on. this is not good at all. alot of the time i just cant be bothered but other times its just impossible like tomorrow. i guess another reason is i cant afford to go out n e where cause my olds wont give me money and i dont have a job and i dont really like to borrow from other ppl because i prolly wont be able to pay them back. this is really shit.

in other news my team in the distrubuted folding site has gone up another 4 or more places today which is great.

ive also been thinking that im drifting away from every one as well, most likely cause i havent been able to go to towers or n e thin. i guess im just gonna become a hermit.

and i get back from taree on tuesday every one! (so stop asking me on msn)

as i was saying ive just become very tired from every thing like at skool at home(s) its all just shit. (pardon the language in this entry). any way, this entry isnt really a coherent thought at all so try and make any sence if u want but good luck.

cheers

first post/current stuff

G'day, this blog is probably only going to be a fad for me so don't expect much out of it. However, should i keep posting, you should keep coming back because it could get interesting. the language in this blog could get course, unpleasant, incorrect in both grammar and spelling and generally lazy "net speak". so here goes...

I'm up at my aunts place in taree about 2 hrs from woop woop and about 300kms from Sydney so im a long way from home which is exactly what i wanted to do for reasons im not going to number. I wanted to get away from the city cause I much prefer the country, theres more space, less people and i can do the things i want which is generally getting muddy and sweaty. also, Im starting year 12 next term and my olds are hassling me about it and even telling me to study despite the fact that in yr 12, not much of the yr 11 content is needed.

so while ive been up here ive been building/reparing a dam wall /dyke. its bloody hard work because im moving large rocks or small boulders, depending on your perspective all day, and when im not moving rocks, its dirt. the sheer physical difficulty is what im enjoying most about cause its not every day u get to do this in the city.

its blissful up here, theres no cars, no planes, the only sounds are the ones u make urself or from the other animals which is usually the birds. also my aunt and cousin who is also living up here have lots of computers and better yet, and internet connection so thats how i can post from up here.

anyway, i think that about concludes this post, if n e thing more comes to mind then ill put it up.

Cheers

more ramblings

well its 9:26 pm, ive just had a shower and now theres nothing to do, so ive decided to play with my new toy...my blog. (to all those people who think that there was some sexual connotation there, you are sick, disgusting and need some help, or u r a teenager, the latter is a justification for ur thoughts) any way ive got evanescence playing, i love that band their music is awesome!, and im sitting in a fire heated room with time to kill untill i go to bed.

to kill alot of the time, i have been watching a text client of a protien folding program from www.distributedfolding.org its hypnotsing watching it. what this program does is basically try and simulate how protiens might fold and send back the results to the server and hopefully they can figure hot how protiens misbehave and cause things like cancer and other such horrible stuff. if u can, please download the text client. it doesnt lad ur puter or n e thin so its all good. if you do get this wonderful program, join a team called "interdigestion INC" thats my team, and were goin real good.

in other news, ive been building a minature dam here at taree as i mentioned in my last post. its been very interesting cause i havent done n e thing like this before so ive had to figure out which desight will work best which is basically, rocks then mud, then rocks and so on. so ive used many rocks and boulders and several cubed meters of dirt. the rocks are the worst to get there because they are nowhere near the dam so i have to go looking for them and when i get a big one which probably weighs as much as i do then its a long trip back. the dirt was a close second because the soil around the dam is mostly rocks which means i have to lsen it up with a pick, the shovel it around. very hard work, but its going well, its allready holding back the lake cause its rained heaps out here. also, this work has given me alot more muscle than i used to have so thats an added bonus especially since we're going into summer.

ive decided that when im older, im gonna come and live out here, i like the lifestyle, its nice and relaxed and im lovin' it.

but after this holiday out here theres the AYDP whoch is some youth forum for the leadership applicants at skool are going to. its gonna be just like the "success and you" seminar i went to, lots of happy-happy-joy-joy and lets-change-your-life-forever type stuff. all that forum did and all this one will do is create a heighten euphoric atmosphere whilst possibly teaching us somthing. at the last forum, it was how to get what u want out of life, this one is basically gonna teach us how to be peoples person. it isnt gonna be the real type of leadership taught at RMC duntroon, or equivilant which teaches you how to make decisions when the shit hits the fan. so i might not enjoy those 3 days, but hey, i might meet some kool people and maybe meets some hot chicks, that'll be great.

after that is school, this is self explanitory as far as creulty goes so i wont bother writing about it.

ive been at this for half an hour now and ive still got time to kill. im waiting for the server to refresh for that distributed folding thing so i can so how me, my cousin and his friend are going as far as folded protiens go.

this is somthin interesting, today i was on MSN and i got a message from amelia, this is the transcript

amelia: hey shit head
me: good to speak to you too
me: and what do i owe to that charming greeting?
amelia: fuck off and die
me: its obvious this isnt who its meant to be, so i wont bother talking to u any more.

at this point i got sent a hand drawn hand with the rude finger pointed up at me. for those who dont know there a program u can get which allows u to draw things in messenger windows and send it to the other person. i dont think it was amelia doing this, shes too nice, most likley some one who hates me and would know amelias password. im not going to name names but n e one who knows me and my past experiences would know who and why a person would do this.

just checked the fire, it burned down to embers, so i gotta get it going again.

the fire is good, now im gonna go watch tv.

Cheers